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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .**
MARIA: **Here it is.** **
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?**
CLASS: Maria. **
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?**
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. **
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'**
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' **
TEACHER: No,that's wrong**
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. **
(I Love this kid)** **
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?**
DONALD: H I J K L M N O. **
TEACHER: What are you talking about?**
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.**
WINNIE: Me! **
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?** **
GLEN: ** Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '**
MILLIE: I is.. **
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'**
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'** **
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
punish him?**
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.** **
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?**
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?** **
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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