Big Smile From Mbeya,,,

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles

on their faces. After autopsies, the pathologist calls the police to
tell them what has happened.

"First body: a Mhaya, 60, died of heart failure while making love to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says
the pathologist.

"Second body: "a mkuria, 25, won a hundred thousand shillings in the
sweepstakes, spent it all on whisky & gongo. Died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the pathologist, "this is the most unusual one.,
mnyakyusa in from mbeya, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"he Thought he was having his picture taken."